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Dry Wit Clothing

Same Yard Landscaping Shirt – Funny Dad Tee

Same Yard Landscaping Shirt – Funny Dad Tee

Regular price $29.99 USD
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Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days, then usually 3-7 business days in transit.

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Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection

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Half the lawn's done. The other half is where he's sitting now. Same Yard Landscaping: proudly finishing exactly half of every job.

Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.

Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

Details

  • Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
  • Sizes S–3XL
  • Retro cartoon graphic featuring our signature Dry Wit dad mascot
  • A funny gift for dads who consider mowing half the lawn a full workout

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection

Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Same Yard Landscaping Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL Tap to zoom

What's this made of?

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

What's your return policy?

Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

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