Dry Wit Clothing

One Alcohol Please Hoodie – Funny Drinking Tee

Q: What size should I order?

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart Gildan 18500 sizes in inches, width/length/sleeve (±1.5in tolerance): S 20.0/27.1/33.5, M 22.0/28.0/34.5, L 24.0/29.1/35.5, XL 26.0/30.0/36.5, 2XL 28.0/31.0/37.5, 3XL 30.0/32.0/38.5, 4XL 32.0/33.0/39.5, 5XL 34.0/34.0/40.5. Not offered in XS.

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Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days, then usually 3-7 business days in transit.

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

Color Sport Grey White Ash Cardinal Red Light Blue Orchid

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart

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Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt — a cozy, mid-weight fleece hoodie with a lined hood, matching drawstring, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband.

Fabric Note
Most colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — some heathers run a different ratio than solids).

Details

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart

Gildan 18500 unisex hoodie size chart for the One Alcohol Please Hoodie, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes S through 5XL

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What's this made of?

Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt — a cozy, mid-weight fleece hoodie with a lined hood, matching drawstring, front pouch pocket, and ribbed cuffs and waistband. Most colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — some heathers run a different ratio than solids).

When will my order ship?

Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping

What's your return policy?

Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

How do I care for this?

Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.

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