Dry Wit Clothing
My Patients Code, I Cope Shirt – Dark Humor Trauma Nurse Tee
My Patients Code, I Cope Shirt – Dark Humor Trauma Nurse Tee
Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days, then usually 3-7 business days in transit.
Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
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Codes are their emergency. Coping is yours. Trauma unit humor, straight up, no chaser required.
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.
Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
Details
- Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
- Sizes S–3XL
- Trauma-unit badge design with caduceus and wine glass detailing
- A fitting gift for ER and trauma nurses who've seen it all
Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Available in multiple colors, including heather options — see listing for current selection
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What's this made of?
What's this made of?
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.
