Dry Wit Clothing

I Don't Have a Drinking Problem Shirt – Funny Sobriety Joke Tee

Q: What size should I order?

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart Gildan 64000 sizes in inches, width/length/sleeve (±1.5in tolerance): XS 16.0/27.0/8.0, S 18.0/28.0/8.2, M 20.0/29.0/8.5, L 22.0/30.0/8.7, XL 24.0/31.0/9.2, 2XL 26.0/32.0/9.3, 3XL 28.0/33.0/9.5, 4XL 30.0/34.0/9.7, 5XL 32.0/35.0/10.0.

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Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days, then usually 3-7 business days in transit.

Color Royal Sport Grey White Black Military Green Heather Navy

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Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart

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Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping

For the optimist who's reframed the whole situation. Soft, breathable unisex tee, printed to order.

Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton shirt (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.

Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

Details

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart
Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

Unisex fit, true to size — see size chart

Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the I Don't Have a Drinking Problem Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL

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What's this made of?

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 64000 tee — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton shirt (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

When will my order ship?

Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping

What's your return policy?

Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

How do I care for this?

Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.

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