Dry Wit Clothing
Beach Better Have My Cocktail Tank – Funny Vacation Tank
Beach Better Have My Cocktail Tank – Funny Vacation Tank
Made to order. Ships in 2-5 business days, then usually 3-7 business days in transit.
Sizing note: this tank runs small — we recommend sizing up from your usual fit. See size chart before ordering.
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Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
The only demand you'll make on vacation. For the trip where the itinerary is just "beach, cocktail, repeat."
Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Next Level® 1533 Ideal Racerback Tank — a lightweight cotton-poly blend (4 oz) with a soft, feminine drape and a flattering racerback cut. Self-fabric binding at the neck and armholes for a clean, retail-quality finish.
Fabric Note
60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester jersey. Pre-laundered to minimize shrinkage after printing.
Details
- Sizing note: this tank runs small — we recommend sizing up from your usual fit. See size chart before ordering.
- Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
- Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Sizing note: this tank runs small — we recommend sizing up from your usual fit. See size chart before ordering.
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What's this made of?
What's this made of?
Printed on the Next Level® 1533 Ideal Racerback Tank — a lightweight cotton-poly blend (4 oz) with a soft, feminine drape and a flattering racerback cut. Self-fabric binding at the neck and armholes for a clean, retail-quality finish. 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester jersey. Pre-laundered to minimize shrinkage after printing.
When will my order ship?
When will my order ship?
Printed to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.
How do I care for this?
How do I care for this?
Machine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.
