Dry Wit Clothing

Backyard Brisket Co. Shirt – Funny BBQ Competition Tee

Q: What size should I order?

Sizes XS–4XL Gildan 64000 sizes in inches, width/length/sleeve (±1.5in tolerance): XS 16.0/27.0/8.0, S 18.0/28.0/8.2, M 20.0/29.0/8.5, L 22.0/30.0/8.7, XL 24.0/31.0/9.2, 2XL 26.0/32.0/9.3, 3XL 28.0/33.0/9.5, 4XL 30.0/34.0/9.7, 5XL 32.0/35.0/10.0.

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Sizes XS–4XL

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Every judge, every time — we got robbed. A funny backyard BBQ competition graphic for pitmasters convinced their brisket deserved gold, no matter what the judges say. Perfect for cookout season, BBQ team gifts, or anyone who takes their backyard rivalry a little too seriously.

Fabric & Fit
Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit.

Fabric Note
Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

Details

Sizes XS–4XL
Competition-badge graphic with brisket slab, crossed fork and knife, and "Regional Qualifier" ribbon
A funny gift for backyard pitmasters convinced they were robbed of first place

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I order?

Sizes XS–4XL

Gildan 64000 unisex t-shirt size chart for the Backyard Brisket Co. Shirt, listing width, length and sleeve length in inches and centimeters for sizes XS through 5XL

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What's this made of?

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle® 6400 — a lightweight, ring-spun cotton tee (4.5 oz) with a soft, broken-in feel right out of the package. Classic unisex crew neckline and fit. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend (varies by shade — Sport Grey and Antique are 90% cotton/10% poly, other heathers run 35% cotton/65% poly, Graphite Heather is 50/50). Color may affect fabric feel slightly — solids run softer and more breathable, heathers add a bit more structure and durability.

What's your return policy?

Items are made to order, so we can't accept returns for size, fit, or change of mind — please confirm sizing before ordering. If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or defective, contact us within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or refund. See our Refund Policy for full details.

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