{"product_id":"alcohol-because-no-great-story-ever-started-with-a-salad-tank-top","title":"No Great Story Started With a Salad Tank – Funny Alcohol Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe unofficial toast of every bad decision that turned into a good story later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on the Next Level Apparel 1533 Women's Ideal Racerback Tank — a lightweight, form-fitting racerback tank with a soft, breathable feel. Racerback cut, true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis tank is a 60% combed ring-spun cotton \/ 40% polyester blend across every color — genuinely lightweight (4 oz\/yd²), not pure cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFitted women's cut, true to size — see size chart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order — please allow 2–5 business days production before shipping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. Don't be the reason it fades before the joke gets old.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dry Wit Clothing","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091356283168,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091356315936,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091356348704,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091356381472,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091356414240,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605297952,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091356447008,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091356479776,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091356512544,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091356545312,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091356578080,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605330720,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091356610848,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091356643616,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091356676384,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091356709152,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091356741920,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605363488,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091356774688,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091356807456,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091356840224,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091356872992,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091356905760,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605396256,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091356938528,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091356971296,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091357004064,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091357036832,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091357069600,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605429024,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Hot Pink","offer_id":52091357102368,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HPNK-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Mint","offer_id":52091357135136,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-MNT-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Tahiti Blue","offer_id":52091357167904,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-THTI-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid White","offer_id":52091357200672,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-WHT-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Grey","offer_id":52091357233440,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-HGRY-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Cardinal Red","offer_id":52170605461792,"sku":"ALCOBECANO-TNK-CRED-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1012\/6354\/0512\/files\/15077635978196902283_2048.jpg?v=1786979516","url":"https:\/\/www.drywitclothing.com\/products\/alcohol-because-no-great-story-ever-started-with-a-salad-tank-top","provider":"Dry Wit Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}